Xmas Day

Mum (Nicki) Dad (David) and kids Harley. Morgan, Hunter, Jordan and Daisy round the table on Xmas day.

Menu: Leg of ham in coca-cola, stuffed rolled turkey (ballantine) roast vegetables, spinach and christmas pudding flavoured ice-cream.

Cracker jokes included:

How do you stop  a rhino from charging?

Take away its credit cards

What do you call a blind dinosaur?

Do you think he saw us?

And of course paper hats were de rigueur